I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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