Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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