I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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