Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
25 Times Terrible Advice Was Given To A Teenager
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?