was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.