There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE