y did u give ur computer a hand job?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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what are you doing with your life
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish