Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?