really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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