i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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