you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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