And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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