evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Welp...herpes.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize