standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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