I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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