why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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