remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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