2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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