okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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