For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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