I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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