physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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