I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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