who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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