You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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