Dual....:-)
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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