the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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