so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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