he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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