Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Sorry my hands just texted you
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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