Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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