Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
