Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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