remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
no. you can't hotbox the world.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize