In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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