Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
