never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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