A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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