Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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