So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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