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(847): View more from Illinois

This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?

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(361): View more from Texas

Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".

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(309): View more from Illinois

i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame

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Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing

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