ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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