This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing