I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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