How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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