As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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