some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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