I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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