VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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