It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
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but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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