If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
My feet surprised me
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