we need to drink 2009 down the drain
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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