yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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