My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i love accidental penises.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
NoShamevember. You game?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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