Don't you send me to vm
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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