No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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