Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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