Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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