When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I believe in your delicious
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.