I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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