I think my vagina is haunted
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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