69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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