We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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